Eduardo Guadardo may look fluffy. He may look cute. But he’s
no little lamb. He’s about to graduate from the FBI—that’s the Fairytale
Bureau of Investigations—as an Elite Sheep. He knows five forms of kung
fu, and he can outfox the foxiest of foxes. In fact, he’s so good they
put him on his own case: to keep the farmer’s daughter, Mary, safe from
Wolf, Troll, and Witch. It’s a job for somebody baaaaaaad—someone
like a soon-to-be Elite Sheep. The thing is, protecting Mary isn’t
quite as easy as Eduardo expected…

This imaginary backstory for
“Mary Had a Little Lamb” is hilarious, action-packed, and filled with
subterfuge (that means pulling the wool over your eyes, for you
civilians).