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Feb 09, 2014
No man knows till he experiences it, what it is to feel his own life-blood drawn away into the veins of the woman he loves.
This
seems to be my first time reading Dracula, and I LOVED IT. I say
"seems" because I swear I've read it before. However, that would have
been ages ago. Or a byproduct of seeing 10 million different Dracula
interpretations before the age of 20. o.O So it was fresh and relatively
new to me. I was surprised by the twists and turns. I thought I would
be able to reasonably
No man knows till he experiences it, what it is to feel his own life-blood drawn away into the veins of the woman he loves.
This
seems to be my first time reading Dracula, and I LOVED IT. I say
"seems" because I swear I've read it before. However, that would have
been ages ago. Or a byproduct of seeing 10 million different Dracula
interpretations before the age of 20. o.O So it was fresh and relatively
new to me. I was surprised by the twists and turns. I thought I would
be able to reasonably predict the whole plot - and I couldn't.
Let's
talk about major issues, because review space is limited and I believe
everyone knows the basics of the plot. Evil vampire, blood-sucking
fiend, lives in Transylvania, moves to London, and fucks with the wrong
people. (Did NOT know who he was fucking with, as Riddick would say.
LOL) You know the drill. Besides having 217 status updates - with many
quotes continued in the comments, I had copious notes and also a running
list of vocabulary words that I learned from Dracula. :)
I
very much enjoyed this reading. :D You can tell from all my status
updates and huge pile of notes. Sometimes I'd only read one or two pages
in a day and just let them simmer inside me. I've been thinking about
Dracula non-stop for about 11 days now. *evil grin* It was a perfect
October and/or Halloween read. I had this absolutely jaw-droppingly
gorgeous leatherbound B&N edition. Yum. It's been my constant
companion these last 11 days. I didn't leave home without it! LOL
I sometimes think we must be all mad and that we shall wake to sanity in strait-waistcoats.
MAJOR ISSUES
We seem to be drifting to some terrible doom.
FEMINISM
Ah, ha ha ha. You knew I'd start with that, right? :D
This
book is full of explicit sexist bullshit. Non-stop explicit sexist
bullshit. Yes, I understand that this was 1897. Please don't lecture me
in the comments about presentism.
I was surprised the sexism was so very blatant.
There
is a lot of talk - by all characters, male and female, about "brave
men" and "weak, poor women who are just frail creatures" who "can't
stand strain" and should be shielded from the world and from the truth.
Men are praised for being strong and brave and if a man is particularly
brave, he's described as all man.
Let's talk about Mina Murray-Harker.
"Mrs.
Harker is better out of it. Things are quite bad enough for us, all men
of the world, and who have been in many tight places for our time; but
it is not place for a woman, and if she had remained in touch with the
affair, it would in time infallibly have wrecked her."
At
first I was very angry with Mina. She holds sexist myths and sexist
beliefs very close to her heart. She even blames Eve and the "apple" for
women's "inherently sinful nature" at one point! I hate that shit.
Disgusting.
I could not resist the temptation of mystifying
him a bit - I suppose it is some of the taste of the original apple that
remains still in our mouths - so I handed him the shorthand diary.
Both
Mina Murray-Harker and Lucy Westenra are complete angels: good, sweet,
pure, kind, "motherly" beings whom men (almost literally) worship. Lucy
gets three marriage proposals in one day, and even the men she rejects
swear undying devotion and fealty to her. Mina fares just the same.
Every single male who comes into contact with these women prostrate
themselves and declare their undying devotion. And not in a sexual way!
There's a need to have a woman to protect and champion and care for. And
she provides her services as a stenographer, a shoulder to cry on, and a
cheerful and beautiful presence to boost the men's spirits.
Now,
you may think that this book is a sexist piece of shit, but I was
actually surprised and impressed with Mina. She's smart, capable, and
features prominently in the book. Van Helsing praises her as having "a
man's brain." She drives the coach, she figures stuff out before the men
do - and she wants to be included in everything.
Which brings me
to another point. A very large subplot here is the interaction of
Jonathan Harker and Mina. Once privy to Jonathan's every thought and
experience, Mina's position shifts when the other men encourage Jonathan
to stop talking to Mina about vampires and the work they're doing to
hunt Dracula completely, leaving her in the dark and cutting her out of
their once coed meetings. Jonathan does it, convinced it's the right
thing to do, although he feels inside that it's wrong somehow. This is
the man who, just before proposing to Mina, states that there should be
no secrets or hiding between spouses and gives her his journal so that
she knows all.
"Wilhelmina... you know, dear, my ideas of trust between husband and wife: there should be no secret, no concealment."
He
knows somewhere deep inside that making her an outsider in this is
deeply wrong. But he does it - and is punished severely for it.
After
that, Mina once again resumes an active role in the groups activities -
as it should be, her fighting by their side. Even though it may have
been unintentional on Stoker's part, I was overall pleased with how
things turned out, especially for a book written in 1897.
Is this a feminist text?
NO.
It is not. I don't want to give you the wrong idea, it is NOT. But how
about I file it in the 'not as bad as I thought it was going to be'
category on the topic of feminism? :)
BAND OF BROTHERS
On thing that I loved about this book was the men and the men's relationships with one another. You have
Jonathan
Harker - Solicitor who is the first in the novel to encounter Dracula. I
thought he was a complete ninny and think Mina could have done much
better in picking a husband, but oh well.
Quincey P. Morris - Texan. Rich. Very fond of guns and shooting things.
"I
believe in my heart of hearts that [Morris] suffered as much about
----'s death as any of us; but he bore himself through it like a moral
Viking. If America can go on breeding men like that, she will be a power
in the world indeed."
Dr. John Seward - Psychologist who
runs a mental asylum. Smarter and more badass than either Morris or
Harker or Holmwood. Practical and straightforward. I always thought Mina
should have married him instead of that nitwit Jonathan Harker. Ugh.
Arthur Holmwood - Rich. Engaged to Lucy Westenra.
"What
can I do?" asked Arthur hoarsely. "Tell me, and I shall do it. My life
is hers, and I would give the last drop of blood in my body for her."
Or what about this gem:
LUCY: I have an appetite like a cormorant, am full of life, and sleep well.
An appetite like a cormorant. Welp, that's a new one.
Arthur says I am getting fat.
Arthur can go fuck himself. What is this, James Bond? Fuck that shit.
Dr.
Abraham Van Helsing - Badass name for a badass man. This was the only
man I was interested in in the book. Intelligent, ruthless, gets shit
done - but is still a kind, loving and polite person. He's a lawyer AND a
doctor AND a vampire expert AND an expert at breaking-and-entering.
This is who I would be making eyes at if I were in London at the time.
;) Good with consent, has a strong conscience, and has lots of
experience. ;) Very attractive. ;)
ANYWAY. What is my point of listing all these men?
So you can discuss whether they are a.) nitwits or b.) worthy of kissing?
LOL
No. I mean, obviously I am always going to discuss that. But, the
reason I'm bringing up the men here is because of their close
friendship. Holmwood, Morris and Seward served together in Korea, for
crying out loud.
Excuse me?
Yeah, I know. It makes
the book sound more like it's taking place in the 1960s or 1970s than
the 1890s, but that makes it all the better. The more things change, the
more they stay the same. The name's Plissken. Stoker making these men
brothers-in-arms (in more ways than one!) adds a fine nuance to the
novel. People who have fought together have a unique bond and trust with
each other, and I think that makes these men in particular teaming up
again once more - all the more potent. They unconsciously fall into
their old rapport and positions, and, led by Van Helsing, make a stellar
team.
Mina says that perhaps we are the instruments of ultimate good.
MONEY
As
I was reading this book, I was thinking "rich people." *shaking my
head* Then I was so surprised and pleased when Stoker chose to mention
this not ONCE, but TWICE.
Thank God! this is the country where bribery can do anything, and we are well supplied with money. 88%
and
Oh,
it did me good to see the way that these brave men worked. How can
women help loving men when they are so earnest, and so true, and so
brave! And, too, it made me think of the wonderful power of money! What
can it not do when it is properly applied; and what might it do when
basely used! I felt so thankful that Lord Godalming is rich, and that
both he and Mr. Morris, who also has plenty of money, are willing to
spend it so freely. For if they did not, our little expedition could not
start, either so promptly or so well equipped, as it will within
another hour. 93%
So it IS mentioned. Being brave and willing
to die fighting vampires is one thing, but it's almost worthless
without money for supplies, transportation, and constantly bribing
people for information the way our heroes had to in this book. I'm so
proud of Stoker for bringing this up. Good job!
BLOOD SUCKING VS. TRUE HORROR
Anyone
who knows me knows that I hate HATE erotic bloodsucking. However, I did
not find the bloodsucking in this novel to be erotic at all, and
therefore was undisturbed by it. I know that in 1897 this would be
considered very erotic bloodsucking - but in 2015, to a pretty jaded
vampire-fiction-reader, not so much. This was a relief to me, I was able
to read the blood-sucking sections of the book without being too
grossed out. It was more like animals feeding than anything sexual.
However,
this book DID surprise me by making me genuinely horrified and grossed
out. But it wasn't the bloodsucking, it was the vampire killing. I have a
real thing, apparently, against mutilating and desecrating dead bodies.
The scenes of "we're going to open up her coffin! We're going to stake
her through the heart! Then chop off her head, cut out her heart, and
stuff her mouth with garlic!" were making me ill. It was very horrifying
and gross to me. I felt like they were violating the corpses and
violating the very sanctity of death by doing this. I was rather
shocked, I had no idea I even thought sanctity of death was a belief of
mine until they were gleefully beheading cadavers. o.O
Anyway, that was the true horror of the novel in my eyes. Not the vampires.
CARNAL VS. PURE; LUCY & MINA VS. THE BRIDES
Oh
my gosh, Stoker never shuts up about women being either pure angels of
mercy or carnal wanton beasts that need to be destroyed. Madonna/whore
complex TO THE MAX in this novel. Very frustrating.
When the
Brides approach the men seductively, the men are all over that. Jonathan
is ready to strip down and party when the brides show up kneeling in
front of him and licking their lips seductively, and Van Helsing himself
is not unaffected. They totally want those women on some level. But if
it's Lucy or Mina or a woman who is supposed to be their "pure wife and
mother stereotype," the men react with revulsion and disgust when
lustful tendencies are shown. Good luck on Jonathan and Mina ever
reproducing if Jonathan's reaction to Mina coming on to him is one of
horror and revulsion. He probably only wants to have sex with all the
lights off and missionary position, ten-thrusts-and-then-roll-off-her
kind of thing. Probably with his eyes screwed shut the whole time. Poor
Mina. I told her not to marry that ninny! And Lucy, goodness gracious.
She was a bit sexual even as a "pure maiden," fantasizing about marrying
three men at a time and shit, thank goodness she (view spoiler)[died (hide spoiler)] before having sex with Holmwood. I can't imagine she'd be happy in that marriage. He called her fat - what an asshole!
And
you are going to be SO SICK of the word "voluptuous" by the end of the
novel. Stoker uses this word 12 times in this novel and it gets
seriously annoying. Sometimes it's multiple times on the same page. It's
as if he doesn't know of another word to describe a sexual woman. Which
is weird, because to me this more describes a certain body type than an
attitude, but I looked it up in MW and it says that one meaning of the
word is "giving pleasure to the senses," so I guess it works.
I
am alone in the castle with those awful women. Faugh! Mina is a woman,
and there is naught in common. They are devils of the Pit!
I shall not remain alone with them...
MODERN STYLE
This
book is very readable, quotable, and enjoyable. I'm always rather
hesitant to pick up a book considered a classic and written over a
hundred years ago, but Stoker delivers. He uses a lot of modern wording
and phrases, the book absolutely speeds along - it's never boring and he
doesn't get bogged down describing the scenery for 10 pages.
That being said, I learned a lot of new words reading this: it was a veritable treasure trove of vocabulary. Here's my list:
Foreknowledge,
missal, unpunctual, prepossessing, perforce, patronymic, saturnine,
demoniac (not demonic, demoniac!), militate, fastness, outrider, fain,
expostulate, adduce, agglomeration, defibrinate, trituration, presage,
remonstrate, enjealous, impressment, decoction, quondam, ingress,
stertorous (this is another word Stoker is hugely fond of. He uses it 9
times - get used to seeing it!), intestacy, tussock, interstice,
pabulum, importunate, adduce, lugubrious, arrogate, and odium.
Wow! Look at how much richer my vocabulary is now! I am a rich woman! Yay! *does a vocabulary dance*
I
am too miserable, too low-spirited, too sick of the world and all in
it, including life itself, that I would not care if I heard this moment
the flapping of the wings of the angel of death.
PRO-CATHOLIC
Bless
that good, good woman who hung the crucifix round my neck! for it is a
comfort and a strength to me whenever I touch it. It is odd that a thing
which I have been taught to regard with disfavour and as idolatrous
should in a time of loneliness and trouble be of help. Is that there is
something in the essence of the thing itself, or that it is a medium, a
tangible help, in conveying memories of sympathy and comfort?
This
book is strongly pro-Catholic and Catholic doctrine and beliefs are
presented as the truth. Notice Van Helsing's liberal use of the Host
(Wafers) - he hands them out like candy. Holy water. Etc. Even noted
Protestants like Harker are wearing crucifixes by the end of the novel. I
don't think this is proselytizing, exactly, but there's definitely a
strong Catholic flavor and undertone to the novel. "A sensible
Protestant (Harker), how can he be caught up in all this primitive
Catholic superstitious madness?!!?" is pretty much the entire first
third of the book. Of course, Catholicism wins the day and provides
Harker and his friends with the strength and tools to defeat evil, so
ending the novel on a strong pro-Catholic note.
Some people claim
that this book is anti-Semitic - I don't feel that it is. But one of
the most enjoyable things about Dracula is that everyone reads the book
differently and brings their own interpretations and experiences to the
text. It's been claimed as anti-Semitic, queer, homophobic, sexual,
anti-sex, feminist, anti-feminist, etc. etc. etc. Dracula and the people
who fight him can be stand-ins for anything and anybody, apparently.
Choose your own hot points after reading the novel. :) It's fun. You can
see I chose "feminist" and "pro-Catholic," but - much like the Bible -
you can twist and turn the text until it says what you WANT it to say.
;)
He might kill me, but death now seemed the happier choice of evils.
DRACULA IS A PETTY ASSHOLE
I
expected him to be the King of Vampires, not someone who enjoys playing
mind games with poor nitwit Jonathan Harker. I mean, some of the things
Dracula did in this novel were obviously just because he enjoys messing
with Harker and tormenting him. *rolls eyes* Not exactly strong,
commanding, Children-of-the-Night behavior, IMO.
ATROCIOUS DIALECT
Please beware that whenever any of the gang is talking to someone from the lower classes, the person will speak like this:
"These
bans an' wafts an' boh-ghosts an' barguests and bogles an' all anent
them is only fit to set bairns an' dizzy women a-belderin'. They be nowt
but air-blebs! They, an' all grims an'signs an' warnin's, be all
invented by parsons an' illsome beuk-bodies an' railway touters to skeer
an' scunner hafflin's, an' to get folks to do somethin' that they don't
other incline to do."
I have close to zero tolerance for
this shit. I find it HIGHLY annoying. And what's even worse is that
Stoker doesn't have to do it. Van Helsing speaks in a very distinct and
"foreign" type of English, and yet Stoker never resorts to breaking down
his words into atrociously spelled ones. Here's an example of how Van
Helsing speaks:
"He throws no shadow; he make in the mirror no
reflect... He has the strength of many in his hand... He can transform
himself to wolf... he can be as bat... He can come in mist which he
create... He come on moonlight rays as elemental dust.. He become so
small... He can, when once he find his way, come out from anything or
into anything, no matter how close it be bound or even fused up with
fire..."
In this way, Van Helsing's distinctive voice was
made clear - I could ALWAYS tell at once if he was speaking or
narrating, but yet Stoker never writes out his accent in some bizarro
way. I wish he'd done that for the working-class side characters!
Tl;dr
- SO EXCELLENT. I am so happy that I own a copy, it is going to be read
and re-read over and over again, I can tell you that. I was so happy
and pleased with this book - and it's so hit-or-miss with classics that I
had no idea what to expect.
I highly recommend this to anyone who has an interest in it.
"Dr. Van Helsing, are you mad?"...
"Would that I were!" he said. "Madness were easy to bear compared with a truth like this."
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Happy Halloween! :)
P.S. Dracula has a MUSTACHE. How come that's never shown in any film?!?!?!?!
P.P.S.
Hey, I found something REALLY COOL. This is a National Geographic
feature on a Romanian people living in the Carpathians and in the
Transylvanian Alps etc. They are called the Csángó people.
Here at this site:
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/ngm...
You
can read about them, see pictures of them, and hear them sing. It will
really give you a more vivid and nuanced picture of what Jonathan Harker
is seeing and hearing while traveling through Transylvania.
Make
sure to check out the left side in order to access Photo Gallery and
Multimedia (where you can hear them singing!). Also, Map.
Oh, and
if you click (also on the left) Sights and Sounds: Experience life with
Romania's Csángós - you can watch videos explaining stuff to you. WOW!
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