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Sasha’s Latest Books I f*cking Love You
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This Best Selling adult
coloring book is the perfect way to unwind and relax for those with a
subversive and irreverent sense of humor.Color the things you can't say.

21 single sided adult coloring pages and 2 color
test pages.
Irreverent illustrations are moderate to complex in
Coloring images include beautiful abstract doodles, animals,
people and fairies.
Each picture has its own sassy quip like "Home
is where the vodka is", "Suck it up buttercup" and "Dance like no one
attractive is watching", and other humorous and subversive sayings.

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January 28, 2016

Favorite coloring book to date!
This book will do exactly as it says. It will help you calm the f down. The book is awesome. It has one image per page, not front and back, so no worries about markers bleeding thru and ruining another image. I love that there are a couple of pages at the front to test your colors on. The book has awesome images and sayings. The images vary significantly so there really is something for everyone. I've included some sample images from the book to get an idea of what is inside. Amazing book for anyone who loves to color at a super reasonable price. Great gift idea. I'm buying a couple more for friends now that I've seen the inside. Only thing that could make it better is if it were spiral bound, but that's just my preference.

February 23, 2016

Four Stars
Loved the title.

April 22, 2016

This book is my life summarized in silly pictures
This book summarizes my life. The day it arrived in the mail, my 12 year old daughter was having a hysterical fit over the screen of her iPhone not working correctly (which was solved by restarting her phone - but not until she sobbed hysterically about her life being over for 30 minutes). I looked at her face, I looked at the book, I looked at her face again, I looked at the book again. And all was right with the world.
I don't have enough words in my vocabulary to describe how awesome the drawings are in this book. Sometimes I want something intricate to focus on while the world around me is being annoying. Sometimes I want something quick and easy. And some days I just want to color in pictures with silly words. This book allows me to do all of the above.
I can’t even begin to pick a favorite picture. There are so many incredible choices. They work well with pens and pencils. The pictures are cheeky and fun. There’s something to suit every mood swing. Well almost every move swing - I’m not sure about the full spectrum of tween girl mood swings yet.
I seriously want to find the author and give her a hug. And maybe buy her a drink. Because she gets it. I already ordered the next book in the series - and I know I will love it too.
I’ve attached a couple of my favorites. These gave me great joy to color. If this matches your sense of humor - then you need this book

January 26, 2016

Love this entire book
Love this entire book. Pictures are a fun challenge to color & the quotes are very funny & true!! Hoping that there will be another book soon!!

March 10, 2018

Would be better with thicker paper
 Love the coloring sheets the only bad side is I kept thinking that the sheets was to thin and I was absolutely right if you color with markers you must rip the page out 🙄 other than that I guess it’s a good coloring book love the pictures that’s in the book and also the different quotes on the pages

February 1, 2017

Not a bad purchase!
This is a fun book that gives you a wee chuckle when you start coloring. And during. Then when you read it again when you come back to continue your coloring. The pages are fairly interesting and easy to color. Thee is something for everyone. Easy ones, tiny detailed, and the average coloring page. I feel it's not as intimidating as some of the books out there with billions of tiny coloring spaces where you have to figure out how to make it beautiful. Therefore, doing the opposite of what calling coloring is supposed to do! It only has 21 pages but they last unless you're a coloring beast and get them done quickly. Hopefully that was informative!

April 7, 2016

Hilarious Adult Coloring Book for Those Who are Sarcastic!
A couple months ago, I joined the adult coloring book craze and have purchased a number of different coloring books. I mostly choose coloring books with animal designs, mandalas, and various patterns but I needed something to satisfy my sarcastic side. Once I found this book, I immediately ordered it because many reviewers claimed it was stress-relieving AND hilarious, which was exactly what I needed!

When I started coloring in this book, I couldn't believe how funny and sarcastic it is! Seriously, you can't own this book and not laugh while coloring in it. The saying goes, "Laughter is the best medicine" and this book is a very inexpensive and enjoyable way to relax. The book measures 8 1/2 inches by 11 inches so the pages are regular printer paper size. There are two color test pages at the front of the book so you can test out your colored pencils or gel pens before you start coloring. There are 21 designs in all, each on their own separate page so you could tear them out to hang up, share with a friend, etc. Some are printed portrait whereas others are printed landscape. Some designs have swear words in them while others have lots of sarcasm and funny pictures to accompany them! There are a couple designs that are somewhat intricate but most of them should be fairly easy to color with colored pencils and gel pens. The paper used is somewhat thinner than other books I have but I just put some paper underneath the page so the gel pens don't bleed through.

This is a great book for anyone who has a sarcastic side and loves to color! It is not meant to be used for children and I definitely wouldn't recommend it to anyone who is offended by profanity or very serious. I'm enjoying this book so much that I hope Sasha O'Hara comes out with others like this! I highly recommend it!

September 5, 2016

Great concept kind of repetitive
I love the idea of this book but I don't think it was executed correctly. The words are all diffrent and that's good. But the flowers and the artworks are all about the same on most of the pages. Seems a little boring. But still a lot of fun to color

October 30, 2016

It was printed upside down!
Pretty neat book except for it was poorly put together . It literally came with half the pages upside down which was disappointing and made it seem very cheap and distracting .

March 21, 2017

Irreverent without the vulgarity
It took me a while to find this coloring book and I'm so glad I did. I wanted an adult coloring book for my sister for Christmas but I was having a hard time finding a book that was still cheeky without being vulgar; so many of the adult coloring books I looked at included words like cumdumpster or cumslut which I personally find just disgusting, never something I'd give to a loved one.

We had great fun coloring this together (siblings and cousins alike), and greatly enjoyed pages that toted things like "Bite Me" with a picture of an apple or "I love the sound you make when you shut up" featuring a parrot.

10/10 would buy this again :)

April 10, 2019

Think About This
I ordered three of the coloring books in this series for my adult child. He asked to return them. We do swear. A lot. Profane, I'm saying. Apparently, there are pictures that depict the swear words. I thought these would be swear words you colored not sexual depictions you color. Still, funny, but not for your child. Even if they are 25 years old!

February 12, 2019

If uou want decent quality paper and quality printing, keep looking, better as a gag gift .
Disappointing, for me, as the thing I like about coloring is being able to lose myself in the actual coloring. The paper is such poor quality that the markers immediately saturate the paper. I use good pastel brush markers, but the paper prevents them from having the layerable subtlety they have with coloring books with better paper. The markers I use are also blendable, but of course, not with this paper. The black lines sometimes look more computerized than drawn, and mostly like a stack of photocopies. I bought several for sharing, I wish I had known. I would've happily paid twice as much for decent quality paper and printing.

Jun 07, 2018

Hilarious and great. Mature language, but a great buy if you enjoy colouring to relieve stress.

September 23, 2019

Short changed
Wasn't really what I expected.

August 3, 2019

Damaged, bent and folded
Bend and folded

July 10, 2019

Pages so thin
Pages are thin and a lot of the selection in this book are things I have seen in better quality books. Keep in mind that this review comes from someone with a 50+ coloring book collection. This is the worst product. It is equivilant to what I've seen given away for free or sold at a dollar store.

July 8, 2019

If I wanted pictures of bad quality printed off the internet I would have done it myself
Not sure why this has so many 5 stars. The copy I got literally looks like it was printed off the internet and the picture lines are blurry because they are bigger than what they should be. Dont waste your money.

June 21, 2019

Coloring pages not as fun or offensive as I thought it would be.

April 21, 2019

Nothing good , gag gift at best
It’s a waste of money

April 13, 2019

Not happy
Picture's wasn't as exspected

February 26, 2019

Was not what I had expected. Very stupid sayings.

August 2, 2019

Unimpressive pictures to color with random crass phrases
The pages are pixelated and kinda lame over all tbh
I was over this coloring project like 5 min in to it.

July 7, 2019

It was ok
I wish they was more pages than it had just something a little different about it

March 22, 2019

Cute book, ok images and paper quality
The book is cute, but the paper quality is poor (you can see through one page to another and markers bleed though the paper). Images for the most part are cute some of the pictures have large printed copyright information which distracts from the picture. One time purchase will not be gifting the item as originally intended.

February 25, 2019

Don’t bother.
It wasn’t what I was expecting. I thought this it swore on the cover there’d be more like it but it wasn’t. A lot of the designs have very small margins making it hard to color. I wouldn’t buy it again.

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