Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities Info
Check out best sellers books in football, baseball or golf. Find hundreds of reviews on your favorite sports memoirs, coaching guides, training advice, outdoors and field guides. Explore our list of Outdoor & Adventure Sports ebooks/Books and download Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities after reading our community reviews and ratings. Read&Download Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities by Chris Kluwe Online
Hi. In your hands, right now, you hold the culmination of
thousands of years of human intelligence, ingenuity, and brilliance. Now
put your goddamn phone down and pay attention to my book.
is in my book, you ask? (I'm really glad you asked, by the way, because
now I get to tell you.)
Time travel. Gay marriage.
Sportsballing. Futuristic goggles that DO NOTHING.
from my publisher, stuff like: "This is an uproarious, uncensored take
on empathy, personal responsibility, and what it means to be human."
Excessive brags about myself: "An extraordinarily clever,
punishingly funny, sharp-tongued blogosphere star, NFL player, husband
and father, one-time violin prodigy, voracious lifetime reader,
obsessive gamer, and fearless champion of personal freedom."
Oh, and also an essay on the Pope's Twitter account. Honestly, if that
doesn't draw you in, there's no hope left for humanity. I also give my
own funeral eulogy, in case you were hoping I'd go away and die now!
So please, join me in the glorious art of windmill tilting by
reading this "collection of rousing, uncensored personal essays,
letters, and stories" (I have no idea why that's in quotes).
Join the herd of Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies.
know you want to.)